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P「千早が歌以外の仕事をしなかった結果」

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1:VIPにかわりましてNIPPERがお送りします:2014/06/21(土) 02:23:59.82 ID:veKPZBSo0
「え~っと、春香は月~水が舞台、木~金がレギュラー番組収録、土日はイベントの司会だ。」

春香「わかりましたプロデューサーさん♪」

2:VIPにかわりましてNIPPERがお送りします(SSL):2014/06/21(土) 02:25:21.85 ID:veKPZBSo0
「美希は来週いっぱい映画の撮影だな、あとCMの撮影も2本入ってるから」

美希「わかったのっ」

「響は月~金まで2代目ハム蔵オーディションのロケだな、土日はドラマ撮影だ。」

「わかったぞ!」

「………千早は月~水がレッスン、木~日がOFFだな………」

千早「………………はい」

「あとその次の月曜日に遊園地で」

千早「歌関係の仕事ですか!!!」

「あっ……ああそうだ。」

3:VIPにかわりましてNIPPERがお送りします(SSL):2014/06/21(土) 02:27:04.06 ID:veKPZBSo0
千早「私頑張ります!」

「頑張ってくれ………遊園地で音楽イベントの」

千早「音楽イベントのっ?」ワクワク

「……ステージ設営の仕事だ」

千早「」

「そっ、そうだ春香も同じ日に遊園地で仕事だ」アセアセ

春香「そうなんですか?ごめんね千早ちゃん♪ステージで歌う方で」

5:VIPにかわりましてNIPPERがお送りします(SSL):2014/06/21(土) 02:28:07.66 ID:veKPZBSo0
「いや春香はチケットのもぎりの仕事だな」

春香「のワの」

「あと春香はその後にスーパーでレジ打ちの仕事だから」

春香「のワの」

「あと千早はCMの話が来てたけど」

千早「」ピク

「その日は歌関係の設営したステージ撤去の仕事が入ってたから断っといたぞっ」

千早「」ズーン

千早「わ、私レッスン行ってきます…」ガチャ バタン

7:VIPにかわりましてNIPPERがお送りします(SSL):2014/06/21(土) 02:29:04.98 ID:veKPZBSo0
千早「……………………」

千早「(私、間違ってたのかしら、プロデューサーに歌関係の仕事以外嫌だと言って)」

千早「(皆は上のステージに進んでるけど、私だけ未だに碌な仕事が無いし)」

千早「(これからはプロデューサーに言って歌以外の仕事も積極的にやりましょ)」グッ

8:VIPにかわりましてNIPPERがお送りします(SSL):2014/06/21(土) 02:31:10.69 ID:veKPZBSo0
~数週間後~

「それで、真は月~水がVシネマの撮影、木曜がレッスン、金~日がVシネマの撮影だ」

「わっかりましたっ!!」

「春香は月~水まで熱湯風呂ロケ、木~金がラジオ収録、土~日がビルの清掃だ」

春香「のワの」

「千早~ローカルCMの依頼がきてるんだが」

千早「やりますっ!!」

「えっ?歌関係の仕事じゃ無いぞ?」

千早「良いんです。もう歌に固執するのは辞めました。コレからは色々な仕事をこなしますっ!」

「本当かっ!わかった!早速CMの依頼OKしてくるっ!」

9:VIPにかわりましてNIPPERがお送りします(SSL):2014/06/21(土) 02:34:28.29 ID:veKPZBSo0
千早「ちなみにそれはどんなCM何ですか?」

「牛乳を飲まないとこうなる!って言う牛乳促進のイメージガールだ」

千早「」

「牛乳会社の人が千早を見てこの子しかいないと思ったらしいぞっ!」

「他所の事務所のアイドルも出演を拒んだらしいんだ。おっと早速打ち合わせに行ってくる」ガチャ バタン

千早「(……いえ、仕事を選んではダメね。春香もこないだザリガニに鼻を挟まれる耐久番組してたし……頑張りましょ)」
10:VIPにかわりましてNIPPERがお送りします(SSL):2014/06/21(土) 02:36:27.89 ID:veKPZBSo0
~CM収録~

あずさ「私、いつも欠かさず牛乳呑んでますよ♪」ボイン

千早「牛乳ですか?…いえ好きじゃありませんね。」

ナレーター「牛乳を飲まないとこうなります。」

あずさ「飲みましょ♪牛乳」ムギューーー

ハーイカット オツカレサマー

千早「(今は耐えるのよ、この屈辱に……)」ブルブルブル

「千早凄く良かったぞ~」

千早「そっ、そうですか?」

「このCMで仕事の依頼がバンバン来るかもなぁ」

千早「私、どんな仕事でもしますよ」アハハハハ

「そうか~まかしとけ」
11:VIPにかわりましてNIPPERがお送りします(SSL):2014/06/21(土) 02:38:26.78 ID:veKPZBSo0
~数ヵ月後~

千早「あれからドラマエキストラ、レジ打ち、引越し作業、弁当製造、グラビア……」

千早「色々な仕事をしたわ……そろそろ歌の仕事が来ないかしら?」 ガチャ

「千早っ!歌の仕事が来たぞ!!」

千早「本当ですかっ!!!!」

「いや嘘」ガチャ バタン

千早「………………………………んぁぁぁぁぁぁぁっっっっっ」

12:VIPにかわりましてNIPPERがお送りします(SSL):2014/06/21(土) 02:40:49.22 ID:veKPZBSo0
~さらに数週間後~

「貴音は月~木までうどんロケ、金曜はそばのロケ、土日はそうめんのロケだ。」

貴音「あの…貴方様……らぁめんのロケは?」

「無い!!」

貴音「………」ショボーン

「響は月~火はラーメンのロケ、水~土は中華ぞばのロケ、日曜はハム蔵公開売却の生放送だ。」

「じぶん頑張るぞっ!」
14:VIPにかわりましてNIPPERがお送りします(SSL):2014/06/21(土) 02:42:17.31 ID:veKPZBSo0
「あとコレはロケ先に行くラーメン屋のラーメンセットを響にだって」

「こんなに貰ってうれしいぞ♪」

貴音「響…………」フラ

チョ…タカネ ナニスルサ コレハジブン……ウギャーバキボキバキ

「千早~イベントの依頼が」

千早「やりますっ!」

「わかった。」
15:VIPにかわりましてNIPPERがお送りします(SSL):2014/06/21(土) 02:44:34.07 ID:veKPZBSo0
~イベント日控え室~

千早「あの…この着ぐるみは?」

「千早が着るんだっ!」

千早「何のキャラです。」

「確か国産木材活性化ゆるキャラの板っしーだ。」

「派手に頼む。」ガチャ バタン

千早「…………………………」

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千早「…………こうなったらヤケよ」
18:VIPにかわりましてNIPPERがお送りします(SSL):2014/06/21(土) 02:53:41.73 ID:veKPZBSo0
千早「こうなったらヤケよ」

司会「さぁ、ゆるキャラ板っしー君の登場です!」

千早in着ぐるみ「んぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁーーー板っしー登場んぁぁぁしぃぃぃっっっっ!!!」

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「千早!イベントは大ウケだったぞ!」

千早「………………そうですか」
19:VIPにかわりましてNIPPERがお送りします(SSL):2014/06/21(土) 03:01:51.79 ID:veKPZBSo0
「それで是非CDを出さないかと言う話が来てるぞっ!!まあ条件はあるが」

千早「やります!!条件関係なくCDやります!」

「そうかっ!そう言うと思ってOKしといたぞっ!」

千早「(今迄の耐え難い屈辱もあったけど……やっと実ったのね♪)」

千早「で条件とは何ですか?」

「今日の着ぐるみを着てCDを出すんだっ!!」

千早「」

「どうだ?問題ないな?」

千早「……………はい」

数ヵ月後、着ぐるみでCDデビューしトップ着ぐるみ歌姫になる千早の姿が………


22:VIPにかわりましてNIPPERがお送りします(SSL):2014/06/21(土) 03:06:13.44 ID:veKPZBSo0
話のおまけ↓

後日談
23:VIPにかわりましてNIPPERがお送りします(SSL):2014/06/21(土) 03:19:27.19 ID:veKPZBSo0
~事務所~

「なぁなぁ貴音」

貴音「何です響?」

「千早って事務所でもレッスン時でもいつも着ぐるみ来てるよなぁ」

貴音「そうですね」

「何でだろ?」

貴音「あの衣が歌手だからでは?」

「?」

貴音「あれを身に纏う事によって千早は歌手になるのです。」

「それってあの着ぐるみを着ないと千早は歌手じゃないって事か?」

貴音「………………いえ、特撮の仮面らいだぁの様なモノでは?」

「……そうかぁ」

本当に完


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